WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could